Ex-Factor
simple truths

castrophony:

the rules are simple enough

never give your heart away

it was never yours to give

never speak the truth out loud

keep it hidden in the dark

and never say “I love you”

unless you like how lies taste

#truth

Your cover story enlightened me to the reality that we baby boomers are compromising our future by robbing the youth of opportunity. They will have to pay for our prodigious lifestyle while they get nothing in return. They will turn politically left because short shrift received. We are an entitlement society. Shame on us. Signed, Baby Boomer.
Dear Baby Boomer: Hire us, and we’ll forgive you.

Truth

When a guy uses too much tongue
When a guy uses too much tongue
collegehumor:

Porky Pig Assaulted
That cute red bow tie? That sexy blue coat? Not wearing pants? Sorry Porky Pig, but you were asking for it.

collegehumor:

Porky Pig Assaulted

That cute red bow tie? That sexy blue coat? Not wearing pants? Sorry Porky Pig, but you were asking for it.

Sew up the lapel on another fellow’s blazer. He will be forced to carry his boutonnière in his hand like a fool!
(via drollpranks)

Droll jokesss

I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry, like, one girl, because we’re resistant the whole way until we meet one girl and we think ‘I’d be an idiot if I didn’t marry this girl, she’s so great.’ But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option… ‘Oh he’s got a good job.’ I mean they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming and then they marry the guy who’s got a good job and is gonna stick around. - Blue Valentine